Tooth Fairy

If any of you know the tooth fairy personally or have any way of contacting the tooth fairy, i would appreciate if you would forward this letter.

Dear Tooth fairy,
My children and i were talking the other day and we have a few questions for you.
We hope that you will respond because we are very curious.

Are you a boy or a girl?
what do you do with all of the teeth that you collect?
where do you get all of the money that you leave under the children's pillows?
Why do you leave different amounts of money for different people?
How do you know when someone loses a tooth?
How do you get into the houses?
Have you ever been arrested?

Why didn't you bring #2's tooth back to her when she decided that she would rather have the tooth than the money? She put the money back under her pillow and was expecting her tooth back?

Why does it usually take 2-3 days after a tooth is left under a pillow for you to come and get the tooth and leave the money?

thank you,
#1, 2, 3 & 4