Uni-Bombers to Adult Film Stars

When you find split ends in your beard hair, it is time to shave.

Minnie T. Mouse (May 17, 2009 - January 27, 2010)

Why is it that the stars that burn the brightest also burn the shortest?

She lived a very full life in the short time she was with us.

Minnie brought so much joy to those that knew her.

We laughed at her trying to jump out of her cage....

...running through the mazes that were made for her out of blocks....

...pooping on things.

Our lives will all have a small hole in them that cannot be filled, but it is better to have loved and to have lost than to have never loved at all.

Minnie will be greatly missed but the smell of a mouse cage will not.

R.I.P very little one, and may you be happy in the great cheese wheel in the sky.

A short memorial service will be held in Minnie's honor on January 27th at 6:30 PM in Minnie's back yard. In Leau of flowers, please donate to a Haiti Relief Fund

Tooth Fairy

If any of you know the tooth fairy personally or have any way of contacting the tooth fairy, i would appreciate if you would forward this letter.

Dear Tooth fairy,
My children and i were talking the other day and we have a few questions for you.
We hope that you will respond because we are very curious.

Are you a boy or a girl?
what do you do with all of the teeth that you collect?
where do you get all of the money that you leave under the children's pillows?
Why do you leave different amounts of money for different people?
How do you know when someone loses a tooth?
How do you get into the houses?
Have you ever been arrested?

Why didn't you bring #2's tooth back to her when she decided that she would rather have the tooth than the money? She put the money back under her pillow and was expecting her tooth back?

Why does it usually take 2-3 days after a tooth is left under a pillow for you to come and get the tooth and leave the money?

thank you,
#1, 2, 3 & 4

#3's singing career

You may remember the hit song from high school musical that stole the hearts of dozens.
She is back.

"Mom, What's the song I sing with my pretty voice that has "crystal lite" in it?"

Sorry it is only audio, but it is worth it.

Bringing in the New Year with Red Dye #5

We got an invite to spend New Years Eve in the Uintas with Russell & Co.

See the father and son matching tongues

A "Short Cut" getting there almost left us stuck in the middle of nowhere in a snowdrift. Luckily we had enough firearms and ammo to feed and clothe our families for at least a year.

With some digging, we got out, turned around and drove the "Long way" through some of Evanstons' nicer trailer parks and up the back route.
After a short ride in a snowcat (where do you even buy a snowcat) we made our way to the cabin. We spent a couple days sledding, snowmobiling, doing ziplines and playing card games that may or may not have involved removing articles of clothing with a losing hand.
Hey Nancy, have you been working out?

No stitches or broken bones and i consider it a successful weekend
When we left Saturday afternoon, we had gotten through a 1.9 pound package of swedish fish and almost all of the 5 pound package of gummy bears.
Red dye #5 and food grade carnauba wax never tasted so good.

December 09

Taking the girls picture for the Christmas cardNativity angels
Waiting at the top of the stairs to go down and see if they received any presents#1 and #2 got cameras for christmas so they can do photo blogs.
You can find them right here and right here


This year for Christmas, #3 asked for a real phone to call real people, a real weiner dog, and a collar that her dog could wear that when it barked, it would tell her what her dog was saying.
Instead she got a gun.

She also told me that "Santa lived at Jesus Christ's house"

Photo Shoot and Renewing of Vows or The Cyclist goes 7 Days Without a Bike Ride and Contracts an STD

Last week Megan and i were luck enough to have been invited to go to Kauai while Cousin Long John Leather Couch and his wife Lindsey renewed their wedding vows. He only invited the people he really, really likes.

It was a simple and elegant service performed on the beach.
John works at the Hyatt at Lake Tahoe, so it made sense for us to stay at the Hyatt in Hawaii.

We had all of the employee benefits without having to do any work while we were there.

We were there for a week and the service only took 10 minutes so we had lots of time to kill laying around drinking Lava Flows.

This time of year it can be rainy and on the north end of the island, one of the days, they got 23 inches of rain in one day. I guess that is a lot. We tried to go for a hike to a beach and then up to a pretty waterfall. Lindsey was quite literally a wet blanket and had the trail not been so muddy, at mile 3, she would have sat down in the middle of the trail and refused to go any further. Since the trail was muddy, she eventually stopped and just stood there until she convinced everybody else that the waterfall wasn't really that pretty and we should just turn around. See how happy she is once we decided to turn around. I can't figure out why John wanted to renew his vows to her.

Instead we went and found some surfboards and hung out on the beach for a while. See, Lindsay can't even surf. What does he see in her?

Here is a picture of me jumping out of a tasty barrel.

Megan Paddle surfing in a hurricane Luke being a jerk and making fun of Bunny because she is pregnant.

Megan had a great time doing the ziplines.

The other thing John wanted to accomplish while we were there was to get a few pictures for his portfolio. He is looking to do some more male modeling and was looking for some swimsuit shots.

We tried to fly home sunday night at 9:50 but the plane broke. At 2 AM, we finally checked in to a hotel. We set an alarm to wake up at 4 AM hawaii time so we could call megans mom at 7 AM Utah time and let her know that we would not be coming home and she would have the kids for another day. I guess being stuck another day in Hawaii is better than being stuck for and extra day in North Carolina.Megan taking it easy on our extra day

When we finally got home, i had some inflammation, irritation and infection in a very sensitive part of the body. I was examined by a doctor and told that i have a very painful case of Otitis Externa. Thanks Hawaii, I owe you one.

And now for some interesting educational facts about Kauai:

Years ago, polynesians came to pick sugarcane and brought chickens with them as a food source and for fighting. A hurricane hit the islands in 1992 knocking over cages and freeing many of the chickens and roosters. On kauai, there are no natural predators so these fighting cocks roam the island at will and start crowing at 4 AM. It takes an average of 21 days for a chicken egg to hatch so you can see that in a short time with no predators and only one KFC, there are a lot of chickens.

All but one company producing sugarcane on the islands has stopped and there is no more commercial pineapple growing being done in Hawaii anymore. They can both be grown cheaper in South America. Now the land is either being built on or being used for GMO corn. The locals are very excited about all of the chemicals being pumped into the land and water. THere are still a few small pineapple fields that sell their fruit at farmers markets, but most of the pineapple that you buy in stores today is grown in Ecuador.

A picture of an old sugarcane processing factory that is now converting to corn production.