Thursday, December 20, 2007


We just had our annual christmas party for Drive Marketing at the upscale French version of HOOTERS. It was fun and everybody except alex had a good time. WE have a gift exchange and Drive provides all of the gifts but they range anywhere from a big screen HD tv or a new 16GB iPod touch to flashlights, cutting boards or a $10 gift card to BOONDOCKS.

Monday, December 17, 2007

After the wedding reception, traditionally a portion of the wedding cake may be stored, and eaten by the couple at their first wedding anniversary, or at the christening of their first child. Sometimes this portion is the top tier, and sometimes a portion of the piece from which the bride and groom fed each other, depending on the local customs.

This is Jim. his wife saved some cake but they forgot about it and it stayed in the back of the freezer for a few years.
After nine years, instead of eating it together, we took it out and jim shot it with his 12 gauge.
I am not sure what this says about their marriage.

thanks again for the shotgun you got me for my birthday megan.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Hannukah Album

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him."
Bob Wiley

I have been in the not liking Neil Diamond category for most of my life. It wasn't until i saw the movie "saving silverman" that i gained some sort of appreciation for the man, but i still struggled with his morals.
What kind of Jewish man releases a Christmas album?Anyway, i have been kicking around this concept album for a while and i was thinking of pitching it. If anyone has any contacts with the musical director of the mormon tabernacle choir, let me know.


this link to some video my brother shot and the picture below sums up my last race of the year.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Stacey Keller

It is time for another spotlight of someone i know.
Today i am spotlighting Stacey Keller. She is 28 years old and a virgo.
Her home town is Baltimore, Ohio where she was raised on the family pig farm.
She likes barbeques, romantic horseback rides, football and she makes noises like a seal when she gets excited.
Stacey says that there are 2 highlights in her life up to this point.
The first happened when she was crowned the Dairy Princess. The second highlight happened when she was at the sundance film festival and she was in a room on her cell phone when steve carell walked in talking on his cell phone. They weren't talking to each other but, the were doing the same thing at the same time.

Stacey is looking for someone that can hold a job.

Someday she would like to settle down on her family pig farm in Ohio and turn it into a beet farm and put a Bed and Breakfast on it.

If you are looking for someone that is good with children and needs a date for her company christmas party on December 17th, call her at 435.640.12XX

Monday, December 3, 2007

Everybody that attended the race on saturday had a good time, except Bryce. At least i didn't have to stop and fix his flat tire for him on this ride.

Denim is back

I like to think of myself as being on the cutting edge of fashion.
THhis is why i thought i would give both of my readers a heads-up on the next big fashion swing. It is the Denim, on Denim, on Denim. This look isn't just for the Gay urban cowboy, this is the real deal.